BENT MOUNTAIN LOVING OR DOROTHY I DON'T THINK THIS IS KANSAS ANYMORE

I've traveled a bit in my life.  I was born in the mid-west, which may surprise some of you that automatically tag me Yankee because I didn't grow up in the South.  (Also, please notice how I've learned to capitalize South, but not any other region.  That should make you happy and excuse me for the fact that I'm a Yankee.  Or not.)

When I was about 9 years old my dad got a job in NYC and we moved to Westfield NJ until I was a freshman in high school.  Another job opportunity and an inbred wanderlust uprooted our family once again and this time we ended up in Bad Hamburg, Germany, a suburb of Frankfurt.  We stayed about a school year and then landed in La Celle St. Cloud, a suburb of Paris.  (Actually I'm seeing a trend in this musing already, I was a kid of the burbs.  Funny, cause I've spent most of my adult life on Bent Mountain, not a suburb at all.)  Well the journey continued and we landed back in NJ for a year or so, and then off it was to college for me.  I chose Roanoke College.  Reason number one being that when I first started looking at schools I realized that the Southern boys I had met in Germany and France were much nicer and more polite than the boys I met up north. Now I realize that was something that their mamas had instilled deep in their souls, teaching them to yes ma'am as they were lying through their teeth.  Reason number two was it was the prettiest place on God's green earth.  So much for going to college for an education.  That's kinda overrated anyway.

Well anyway, I spent four years in Salem and in the midst of all that fell for my northern next door neighbor who still shares my Southern abode.  When we married Larry bought an alternative energy store in town and we moved back to Virginia.  After marriage and before kids I took a job selling travel and got to see more of the world I so dearly loved to explore.  I went to London for the weekend and spent 10 days with a bunch of crazy travel agents in Singapore and Hong Kong.  Went to Bermuda a half dozen times.  Cruised through the Caribbean, jetsetted to Switzerland.

So the gist of this musing is thus.  I've spent a near lifetime flying in and out of the Roanoke airport.  And each time, EACH TIME, I am blown away by that descent.  Every season of every year.  What glory!  What beauty! I'm home!  

SW VA MOUNTAIN MAN LIVES UP TO HIS IMAGE

I started a new interim ministry job a couple of months ago which has proven very lucrative for my mental health aside from putting a little folding money in my pocket. Unfortunately said employ has cut down a bit on my unlimited time for introspective musings.  So I enlisted the gentleman of the house who will now duly impress you with his manly pursuits. 

Harvesting Trees:  a Floyd Virginia Tradition

One of the great benefits of owning your own forested mountain land is the ability to harvest and mill lumber for various projects from woodworking to home construction. Recently, I found myself in need of a little more storage space around our farm so I decided to enclose one of the existing sheds attached to our barn.  A simple enough project in itself, however, finding rough sawn lumber to match the existing barn siding proved to be difficult.  While studying my shed project I noticed a tall straight white pine about 28. inches in diameter.  The tree had very few limbs, was easily accessible, not more than a hundred feet away from where I was standing.  A number of larger trees surrounded it; in fact the white pine seemed to be crowding out the more valuable hardwoods. 

How do you get from a standing tree to a pile of lumber ready to be used for your project?  I called the local Floyd County Forestry Department who gave me a number of saw mill operators that might be willing to take on the task.  I found a great sawyer by the name of David Slusher who lives on Black Ridge Road on the way to Chateau Morrisette Winery.  David operates a portable band saw mill and is highly experienced. All he needed was a list of lumber sizes and some logs and he’d “get started right away”.  

So, out the door I went, cut down the tree, sawed it into lengths 6 inches longer than the finished boards I would need, loaded the logs onto a one ton dump truck and it was off to Black Ridge.  A few days later David called to tell me my order was ready.  Within an hour, I was back at the barn with a load of freshly sawn lumber ready for my board and batten project. 

This was really the first time I had ever harvested my own timber for my own lumber demands. It dawned on me that people have been doing this in one form or another since the earliest days of colonization.  Of course with time and progress, techniques may have changed, but the end results remain the same.  If you own a timber rich tract of land, no matter what the size, with a little knowledge and careful consideration you can harvest enough lumber for your own needs, save money, support local tradesmen, steward resources and carry on a sustainable lifestyle richly steeped in SW Virginia tradition.     

NOTHING LIKE THOUGHTS OF FLOYDFEST TO HEAT UP THIS BLUSTERY DAY

Floyd recently got a big time write up in the National Endowment for the Arts magazine.  The other articles in the November 2011 issue were about the Telluride Film Festival and summer theater festivals in the Berkshires.  Heady but strange competition for "A Place Out of Time:Virginia's FloydFest is Where the Music Pops".

One of the things that makes FloydFest so super intriguing is the eclectic Blue Ridge Mountains location.    People caravan in expectant of great music; but the unbelievably beautiful mountaintop location is many times a welcome surprise.  Festival founder Kris Hodges attributes a lot of success of FloydFest to the fertile artistic soil inherent to Floyd County.  "The community supports people with fresh ideas and living.  Since it was first settled, it has had such a strong foundation of creativity that it really affords the opportunity to create your own life."

His wife, co-founder Erika Johnson elaborates "With the Appalachian musicians, organic farmers, potters, timber framers, yurt makers, midwives, and even a doctor who does house calls and runs a barter clinic, you really do have a place out of time, where the outside world doesn't dictate how people live, think, or create.  We pride ourselves on having a unique haven from the rest of the world.  And we were able to take FloydFest into this mix and represent that."

So, on this first real blustery cold day of winter, I am pining for the warmest days of the year which  usually surround the week of FloydFest.  But just like we Floydians don't do things quite like the rest of the world, we also do summer on Floydtime and with a Floyd thermostat set at about ten to fifteen degrees cooler than the rest of Southwest VA.

PS  have you checked out the 2012 festival line-up?  Ahhhh....a welcome summertime musing for another blustery winter day.  

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BENT MOUNTAIN TACKY TRACTOR CHRISTMAS PARADE

The research for this post is making me a little sad.  You see, even when searching through our pictures to find a shot for this article, I'm mourning the past.  The photo above was taken two years ago this weekend.  If you were able to look further down the windy road, you would see two great friends of ours who are no longer parading with us along Bottom Creek.  But I imagine this year Archie Horton and Philip Hillery have met up somewhere far north of here, and are parading down streets of gold.  I'm not one of those people who thinks that heaven will be a boring place where we will be itching to get off our clouds and hear something other than harp music; in fact, I think we will be enjoying each other's company and having a Christmas party EVERY day.  But it's hard to imagine anything more fun than the annual Bent Mountain Tacky Tractor Christmas Parade this side of glory.  

Warning, the whole shenanigans can be a bit irreverent.  My daughter wrote about the parade and her let's just say....eccentric neighbors.... in essay form and was admitted into a very competitive northern college. I think they just wanted to have a look at her to see if she was sporting all of her teeth.  Just kidding, she's a smart kid.  You all know that.  But the parade and said participants makes for very colorful essay fodder, if I do say so myself.

We started parading about 18 years ago.  Emma was not yet one and Cameron about two and a half.  It was a zillion degrees below zero.  Emma insisted on removing her snow boots because that's what one- year- olds do to freak out their mothers.  The parade originated when the Hortons and the Florins threw  ratty tinsel and yard sale reject Christmas decorations (mostly blue of course) up on some old tractors with rickety old wagons hitched behind and took off down the road.  The party soon grew to tractors and pickup trucks and Harleys and llamas.  Yep.  You heard me.  We were written up in the Roanoke Times back in the day.  They wanted to know the "parade route".  HA.  My eloquent husband replied "well, it all depends on whether you turn left or right after you leave the driveway."  We've even had parade onlookers.  That makes it more fun because we get to do the parade wave and jingle the bells.    Most years we have had room for whatever parade spectators ventured up from the big city to become parade participants as we just threw them up on one of the "floats".  We usually stop along the way and picnic and libate.   Apparently I just made up that word but hmmm.....it seems fitting.   Making merry and all.

This, it seems, is an open invitation.  Bundle up, throw some tinsel on your ride and head up Bent Mountain (or across the mountain if you are coming from Floyd) on December 10th at 1PM.  We will be meeting in our  field on Bottom Creek Lane.  You'll see us, believe me.

We parade this year in ridiculously fun memory of old friends.

BENT MOUNTAIN WOMAN GIVES UP URBAN COFFEE SCENE FOR CHICKEN $$%#

Those of you who know me well, know that I am somewhat of a poser.  I've spent the last 53 years of my life pretty much avoiding manual labor...especially the kind that involves yucky disgusting stuff.  I am way more at home in the coffee shop or the wine bar than the stable.

But I may be branching out.  Today my Bottom Creek walking partner blew me off.  I suppose that I could have gone it alone, but 8:00AM's 34 blustery degrees sent me back into my warm, cozy, wood-stovy house.  Absolutely content to put in a load of laundry, grab a cup of fresh ground Kona and fire up my Kindle.  Only problem was that I finished up The Paris Wife just last night.   That could be a story in itself.  This poser farm woman is a Hemingway freak and Francophile, throw in the mention of A Moveable Feast and I'm a goner.  So...sob...my book is done.  Hate those mornings.

Larry was waiting on Ed the Poor Mountain bartering guy to help him clean the chicken coop.  One of the reasons I was hesitant to take on chicken farming was, of course, the poop factor.  The other argument was that I grow way too attached to little creatures and didn't think I could handle 17 feathered pulls on my heartstrings.  I do, however, love farm eggs.  They are not only amazingly tastier than the store bought variety, they are also incredibly beautiful.  Just this morning I gathered up a light robins egg blue, a dark speckled brown and a couple of cafe au lait tinted beauties.  Of course, I have just the right basket that makes the whole thing much more romantic.

Well, Ed called and said he could be here at 2PM  to help with the coop clean-up.  Ed wanted the poop and shavings (our luck!) to winter fertilize his delicious and prolific vegetable garden.  But, if you know my husband, you will also realize that once he has something (especially manual labor) on his mind, he's doing it THAT MOMENT.  So guess whom he enlisted.  Hmmmm.......not even the excuse of The Paris Wife waiting was going to help me.   

I like to make him think I'm not really capable of effective farm management, a little too dainty to haul bails of shavings and muck out coops.  I do have all the right accessories and outfits for egg collection, and since I like to cook I'm always trying to find a new tarte in which to showcase Alice and Company's offerings.  Well, today none of my lame excuses were working, so I was quickly signed on as farm hand.

Got my exercise a different way this morning.  Not quite as fun as Zumba, but pretty rewarding nonetheless.  Only problem is that once he's seen me do something, all my "I don't know how" excuses seem to quickly stop working.

So for today, anyway,  I'm a genuine Floyd County farm girl.  And I'm pretty sure Ernest would approve.

FLYING HIGH OVER THE BLUE RIDGE

Larry had the vision for today's blog...literally!  Actually he gets to have many of the visions as we travail away up here on this mountain trying to market a lifestyle since his primary job descriptions would include walking beautiful land, enjoying vistas, capturing a sunset, sharing your dreams.  Hmmm.  I get to sit at the computer.  Wait, something may be a little unbalanced here.  

He finds really cool things on his grand explores.  Of course, he notices things that I would just probably trip over. Old fences are interesting.  The first thing that's notable about them is they are very often smack dab in the middle of the woods.  Healso finds many piles of stacked rocks out in the forest.  A lot of the land back here was once pasture.  When the farming population started to fall off the trees grew up.  Much of the fence remained.  Some farmers built meticulous fence, fence that has endured now probably two generations.  Larry would be that kind of fence builder.  Built to last, well thought out, painstakingly constructed.  Some fences were built what appears to be more randomly.  I call it artistic and creative.  Wrapping around trees and up and down hills.  The ADD and impulsive way to enclose your land.  Maybe the ground was too rocky to put post holes in, so you nailed your fencing to a poplar tree.  Maybe you didn't have the budget the meticulous guy had.  These fence builders probably had more fun in construction but they sure didn't have the staying power of the meticulous fence.  And they probably weren't too effective in corralling your cattle.  Guess which fence builder I would be?  Ahhh....it makes for an interesting relationship.

He also found a cool old rusty Chevrolet truck with a tree growing up through the middle of it.  It comes with the property.  No extra charge.  The truck probably isn't going anywhere soon.  That tree has a 16" diameter and probably stands 50' high.  I'm not sure it would run anyway. :)  A photo is on our website www.floydvirginialand.com on Tract 3N Remainder,  in case you're interested.

But, this story is about balloons.  On more than a few occasions he finds balloons.  Once he found a National Weather Service balloon high up in a tree.  With just the right stick he struck it down and found a prize.  It had been launched from the Blacksburg VA office and had electronic gear and a self-addressed stamped envelope for the return of said tracking gear and data collector.  Pretty cool, as I was saying.

Then just the other day he noticed a huge pile of really colorful balloons over in the Overlook.  The cluster held about 20 business cards thanking the balloon recipients for attending Piney Grove Baptist Church's Fish Fry and commissioning them to be fishers of men.  Well, we don't have a Piney Grove around these Blue Ridge Mountains.  A Sandy Level and a Rocky Bottom and a Flat Top but no Piney Grove.  So, of course, we googled it.  There was a phone number but no area code.  So I put the phone number in google search, along with the Piney Grove Baptist Part.  AHA!  A match!  Seems our balloons had traveled all the way from  Cottondale,  Florida, a tiny town on the border of Alabama and Georgia.  An 11 hour drive.  Almost 700 miles away.

I was able to reach Pastor Rich last Sunday morning before the men's prayer breakfast.   He said the fish fry was about 2 1/2 weeks ago, and they had an unbelievable turnout of 120 folks!  He remembered the balloons getting loose, not intentionally but they escaped from some kid's greasy fish hands.  So these colorful beauties must have gotten a fierce updraft (did we have some hurricane in there somewhere?) and cruised 700 miles or so in a little over two weeks.  I told Pastor Rich that his outreach was much greater than the deacons could ever have planned for.

So when you are out hiking through these gorgeous Blue Ridge Mountains, keep an eye out for history.  Sometimes old and rusty, sometimes new and colorful.
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LADIES WHO LUNCH OR A QUICK COMMUTE NORTH ON THE BLUE RIDGE PARKWAY

Emma's in town.  College sure seems to have more breaks than I remember, back in the day.  We went home at Thanksgiving if we had a ride; and I guess everyone made it home for Christmas.  In those days you could fly Piedmont direct from Roanoke to Newark for 99 bucks and in an hour and a half  you could start out meandering on the Blue Ridge Parkway and end up barreling down  Route 22 in the fast lane, which by the way was every lane.  Hmmm...

Anyway, we are both happy.   The three hour drive from Boone seems to make  us appreciate each other so much more.  Senior year of high school had her searching for independence and me trying to figure out what  that meant for a stay at home mom with her youngest flying the coop.  We're at a real good place, although that makes us miss the heck out of each other.

Ah but I digress.  I've really come to talk to you about lunch.  Funky little big town Roanoke has an abundance of fabulous eateries.   We've got stuff for locavores (haha, spellcheck doesn't know that word yet, I'm cooler than spellcheck!), bagel joints, Indian restaurants and Thai places.  When we first moved here I had to have friends fedex bagels from NJ.  Indian and Thai in 1982?  Not in this town.  But now, Roanoke has evolved into the great foodie city it was always destined to become.  We still don't have Trader Joes or Anthropologie.  But then what would vacation be for?

There is however, a problem of decision for ladies that lunch.  But not for Emma and me.  We are Wasabi sushi freaks.  I first ate sushi in 1982 in NYC.  There were two sushi places in all of New York then.  My dad and I would meet for lunch at the one at about 57th and 3rd?  Since then I've obsessively eaten sushi all over the world...I guess most impressively in Singapore and Hong Kong.  Never made it to Tokyo but at least that's somewhere in the whole Asian neighborhood.

What I'm getting at is this.  I have NEVER EVER NEVER had better sushi than the Wasabi special across from the City Market in downtown Roanoke.  Seriously.  WASABI ROCKS!  I recently brought my Floridian northern transplant mother down to Wasabi.  I had been doing the old "yeah, this sushi is good, but Wasabi is better!" deal on her for years.  She being a stuck-up Yankee food snob, had been like "yeah, whatever."  She was to her surprise converted that fateful day back in the middle of June.

Well, gotta go.  Guess you know where Emma and I are going to be,  say around 12:30?